After 16 glorious weeks of first round matches, we're finally on to the SHUFFLINSANITY Chicago quarter finals!

In their first round matchup, heretofore christened "The Battle of the The Biscuits", Swift's victory was anything but hasty as they got pushed all the way to the brink by the newbie Thick, prevailing by a mere single point in the four frame tiebreaker.

Shufflepuff on the other hand, made quick work the fan favorite 86ers, thanks to some clutch shot-making and super-tight strategic play. They're coming into this match brimming with confidence having knocked off Dancing Dave and Nipple-Bearing-Buddy.

Tonight's matchup is extra special because the Teddy Waffles/Shuff.io crew had some tech issues and lost three of Six cameras along the way! These wiz kids found a way to improvise and hack together perhaps the greatest editing feat in televised shuffleboard history. Half the cameras means double the fun, so tune in tonight for a once in a lifetime broadcast that truly displays the 'non-compos-mentis-magnificentia' of SHUFFLINSANITY.

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