What Does Your Favorite Bocce Team Name Say About You?
The Mighty Mighty Toss Stones: You have a Deviant Art account. Your teammates don’t know that.
Funky Cold Pallina: You are consumed with the concept that humans are literally made of stardust and often bring it up when you’ve been drinking.
Joanie Loves Bocce: Your all-time HGTV Top 3 is 1. Fixer Upper 2. House Hunters 3. Property Brothers.
Rollin Proper: Contrary to what your favorite team name infers, you never are in fact rollin’ proper, and always need at least one sub.
Balls Deep: You only rap at karaoke.
Single Malt Bocce: You have a hardline stance on how Pluto should ABSOLUTELY be a planet, even though you know nothing about planetary science.
Ruth Bocce Ginsberg: You suffer from nomophobia: the fear of being without a mobile device, or beyond mobile phone contact. If you’ve yet to be diagnosed, you’re welcome, you now know whats wrong with you.
