Drink in Hand: The Bad Haircut Edition

Post by 
Cara Condon
Published 
7.15.2020

After a (BAD) Haircut

So, you attempted a quarantine haircut.All those days spent cooped up, you got restless and found yourself googling “curly
bangs” a few too many times. It seemed like it would be easy - a few snips here and there - but now you’re looking more alpaca than elegant.

The perfect drink in hand for this occasion is pure function - take a shot of whatever you’ve got.

Maybe it’s that bottle of rhubarb vodka that made you think, how fun is this?! (turns out, not very fun). Or maybe it’s the Malibu you have moved to countless apartments without ever actually opening. Whatever it is, you’re looking for a slight buzz and a reminder that just like that odd bottle of unloved booze you just finished, you too will get through this haircut.

Then, make an appointment with a real hairstylist who can help you out of this mess.

In the meantime, remind yourself to be grateful that masks are required in public. Not only do they protect from the virus - they also protect you from running into
people you know.

old bottles of alcohol
Dig deep in that dusty collection.

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